How To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Here’s a relevant response to jury duty in these times.

If you put me on a jury trial, there will be a hung jury.

Since the legal system isn’t able to hold criminal presidents and crimnial politicians accountable, I don’t see any reason to hold any American citizen accountable to a law that doesn’t apply to everyone.

Therefore, I will not be passing a guilty verdict regardless of any information that is given to me.

I will be voting, not guilty.

I will not pay attention to anything in the courtroom, so you can count on me to make it a hung jury.